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[Intro]
| Dm  | Dm  |


[Verse 1]
Dm                  C6
  Take a look at my girlfriend
A#maj7
She's the only one I got
Dm              C6
  Not much of a girlfriend
  A#maj7
I never seem to get a lot
 
A7
  Take a jumbo across the water
Dm
Like to see America
A7
  See the girls in California
    Gm                        C
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            Gm              C
But there's not a lot I can do


[Verse 2]
Dm                        C6
Could we have kippers for breakfast
A#maj7
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
Dm                        C6
  They got to have 'em in Texas
       A#maj7
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
 
A7
  I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Dm
Do you want my autograph
A7
  I'm a loser, what a joker
    Gm                    C
I'm playing my jokes upon you
              Gm                C
While there's nothing better to do, hey


[Hook]
A7                         Dm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
A7                         Dm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
      A#         Gm     C
La la la, la la la, la la la la


[Verse 3]
Dm                   C6
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
       A#maj7
'Cause she's the only one I got
Dm              C6
  Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
  A#maj7
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot
 
A7
  Take a jumbo across the water
Dm
Like to see America
A7
  See the girls in California
    Gm                        C
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            Gm              C
But there's not a lot I can do, hey


[Hook]
A7                         Dm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
A7                         Dm
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
    A7                  Dm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
    A7                    Dm
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
      A#         Gm     C
La la la, la la la, la la la la ...